vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

amoying:

amoying:

what did one corn kernel say to the other kernel?

what’s poppin?

dontblink-neverlookaway:

supernaturalsuperfreak:

the-aloha-wolf:

fuckinghannibal:

timelordblogging:

I don’t believe we have properly introduced the Hannibal Fandom to the neighborhood. So the Whovians would like to welcome the Fannibals

-The Doctor Who Fandom

Cheers

- The Hannibal Fandom

It’s nice having friends for dinner.

The Supernaturalists would like to invite you to have pie with us anytime.

- The Supernatural Fandom

As long as we are not in the pie.

This cannot be guaranteed

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

bleedeverywhere:

damarab0t:

bleedeverywhere:

who the fuck is in my house 

IF THIS GETS NOTES I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

reginasmom:

reginasmom:

sometimes i just feel like my vagina is going to break down from seeing all these cute boys

ur labels mean nothing to me